I wanted to give myself a shout-out in the hope you all can attend. It would be amazing to meet others in the community while I'm touring worldwide!
I wrote a show called Pup Play: A Queer Pseudo-Lecture (of sorts) which is going to Darklands, Glasgow (Mar 21/22), Orlando (May), Tampa (June), London (August), and more tba. The play follows Professor Handler David as he teaches audiences how to put their bitchboys into puppy headspace. It's kinky, weird, hilarious, and surprisingly introspective and educational! The show also has a lot of gunge in it. I invite a lucky audience member on stage to squirt fake cum onto me and many of the visuals feature good ole slime.
If you all can make it, it'd be amazing. The show has raised over £750+ (so far) for charity. Audiences have also been raving about the show. It has an average score of 9.4/10 so I can promise you will probably like it... and if not feel free to pie me after.
Okay, that's my pitch! If you can make it, let me know! We'll get drinks (and maybe have a sesh if time permits beforehand). The next show is in Glasgow at the Polo Lounge. Tickets are PWYC (AKA free unless you want to be nice.)
I just thought it sounded hot when you said feel free to pie me after. Depending on how many people are in the audience with a custard pie under the seat you know regardless of whether they liked the show or not you're in for a good time
I definitely look forward to your Tampa event! I will be there and I'll be in gear that (just in case) can get messy! I'd love to be asked to join you in the slop! Woof.
Pup Kaos said: I definitely look forward to your Tampa event! I will be there and I'll be in gear that (just in case) can get messy! I'd love to be asked to join you in the slop! Woof.
You won't get messy during the show but we can find a time before or after
Love you, too
Wonderful idea if i do say so myself 
love to be asked to join you in the slop! Woof. 
